megan | 20 | aries | disappointment

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

awwww-cute:

Oh hi :)

awwww-cute:

Oh hi :)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

“There’s nothing more that I want from you than to lie here together and stay here forever with you.”

– *NSYNC (I Don’t Wanna Spend One More Christmas Without You)

fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

Kim & North (2014) x Madonna and Child (17th century), by Il Sassoferrato.